College Humor goes in again at Apple and their recent iPad device – which we all know, is such a bad name for a product, but I am sure we will get used to it – just like we got used to the ‘Nintendo Wii’.
All about ambiguity
Part 2 of the ‘Funny Double Entendre’ series (check pt.1 here), this time these are some funny newspaper headlines that are in a desperate need for an edit. The main literal problem with these headlines is the ambiguity in some of the word(s) – without the proper context, the headlines have multiple meanings.
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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
- the ambiguity lies in whether we put our children in the oven with the cookies, sounds like circa 1940’s Nazi Germany
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
- really? Could the fact that jet crashed already lead one to a conclusion that ’something went wrong?’
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Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
- ‘Nine Months’ need to be explained – are the drunks put inside the violin case for a pregnancy term?
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
- Captain Obvious to the rescue!
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Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- newspaper headlines should be ran by at least three different copy editors
Some fly abstract art of the beautiful winter substance called snow; you know, the stuff that causes many accidents, messes up your car, but pleases kids as they make snow shapes. Anyhow, here is some interesting art inspired by snow.
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Grinders is a series that features people overcoming adversity and hardships in order to achieve their dreams and goals.
In this clip, Comedian Funnyman Brandon discusses his rise & grind in the comedy game and the common usage of ‘typecasting’ in the entertainment industry.
Sometimes funny, often condescending, but always real from the heart, Life in B Major is my expression of emotions & thoughts through the lens of the Nerban - the Techie Nerd with some Urban Swag and Hip-Hop Culture. Meaning, I know the lyrical differences between a Lil Wayne & Jay-Z, and I also know how to setup a dual boot OS with Vista & Linux. That's fly.
Anyhow, I got a mounting task as I manage to bounce back from a failed business partnership, dealing with WACK people, re-igniting my techie hustle, loving hip-hop music, but having an opinion on the turds and the system that tries to mess it up, AND lifting up and helping others to realize their own potential - while also refining and crafting my own.
.:: LiBM::.