Oxymoronic

Posted: September 29th, 2009 ˑ Filled under: Interrogative, Logic ˑ  No Comments

Table of contents for Analogies

  1. A model is to an example as
  2. Euphemistic Styles
  3. Funny Double Entendre’s from across the Pond
  4. Oxymoronic
  5. Buy Yourself a Personality: Gucci
  6. Common Tautologies
  7. Funny Double Entendre, pt 2
  8. Fallacy of Equivocation

Oxymoronic

Conflicting spatial memory

An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. Sometimes it is done inadvertently or deliberately to be condescending, funny, and/or satiricial. Either way, there are countless examples of oxymorons that will be sure to elicit a reaction out of you. Enjoy:

Good grief

- Grief is never good, always a thorn in your a–

Act naturally

- by definition ‘acting’ is not a ‘natural’ behavior.

Small crowd


- by definition, a crowd can not be ‘small’

Peace force

- How can war ever bring ‘peace’? Using force to bring about peace is just a contrast of ideals.

Pretty ugly

- How can one be visually stunning yet horrific at the same time?

Tight slacks

- I swear that many of the hip-hop hipsters are on this tip now …

Synthetic natural gas

- anything synthetic is not natural

Passive aggression

- something we do all the time; to coincide with societal norms

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